The Art of Blogging

20 Feb

The art of blogging is to send a new character of yourself to the forest – a character who is honest, charming and innocent – a character in whom any hungry reader would see himself by past recall and would welcome into his house. The reader then would feast on the lost character with his hungry mouth until the character bleeds (yet seems bewildered) at her being human. This is the art of sharing a piece of yourself at the frequented banquet called WordPress. To have a good blog, you must have a delightful character in quest for some nice salutation and you must have *strange* readers with hungry mouth to usher your character in to their houses. This is so, because you just can’t make a blog out of a nice character and a nice reader.

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98 Responses to “The Art of Blogging”

  1. Animsè February 20, 2010 at 11:28 am #

    bes!

    • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 2:58 pm #

      oo. ikaw na ang number 1 stalker ko. bleeehh

      • yvarro February 21, 2010 at 3:43 pm #

        hahaha! kulit.. 😀 wala lang sigurongnag subscribe sau bukod sa akin, kaya ako lang ang nakakatanggap ng alerts ng new posts mo.. 😀 biro lang..

        mwah! haha! nangungulit lang…

        • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 6:27 am #

          heeeeeee! 3 kaya ung nakasubscribe sa blog ko. si ax, melancholic, at ikaw. ewan ko sa dalawang yon. hehe. oo na., salamat na sa pagsubscribe mo,, hmmmmm..

          at bat may “mwuah”.. ikaw ha. may hidden desire ka sakin. hhahaha

          • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 7:16 am #

            haha! fyi.. ako din sila ax at si melancholic! etchosera kah! haha!!!

          • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 7:22 am #

            yvarro, ikaw ba tlga yan? parang bukambibig ata ni esmina naririnig ko ngaun! hahahahaha

          • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 7:46 am #

            haha! makikita mo ngayun ang fusion ng lahat ng mga maskara! hahaha!!!! PahingA muna ang FaCe ko sa MgA mAskArA.. mhiRaP n A bKa Mag ALa JiM Carey At May I suPer Glue EvEr yUnG maSkS sA fEz ko!

  2. Animsè February 20, 2010 at 11:33 am #

    Hey hey hey! … So little lamb, where’s my meal?… Rowwwwrrrr!!!

    • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 11:39 am #

      what meal? happy or unhappy meal? hahaha. hoy. i mess you 🙂

      • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 11:42 am #

        hehehe… pede bang combo meal na lang.. Fried burger, saka chickenmcfloat…

        Aymisyutu.

        • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 11:45 am #

          cge pupunta muna ako sa forest at dapat pgbalik ko nakahiga ka na sa bed at nakacostume. fox ikaw ba yan? red little riding hood ako. hehe

          • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 11:47 am #

            ouch! little red ridng hood ba to?… shux! wrong play.. para sa three little pigs ang script ko! .. panu to?..

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 11:54 am #

            kaya pala blind ka! haha. wait, three blind mice pala iniisip ko. hahaha

          • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 11:56 am #

            nah! I’m gonna huff! hufff!!! huffff!!!!! ang I’m gonna blow your house!!!!!! bwahahha!!!

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 12:00 pm #

            alam mo sinulat ko kasi may incomplete ako sa children’s literature subject ko. kelangan ko mainspire. iinspire mo nga ako!! haha wala akong masulat na children story

          • yvarro February 21, 2010 at 3:36 pm #

            haha/1 why don’t you try writing a twist sa mga common children story?… yung mamamatay yung bida kunwari… o kaya: babait yung contrabida..

            o lagyan mo ng part two.. di kaya?…

          • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 6:30 am #

            parang ganito?

            1. snow white and the seven dwarfs
            2. snow white kills the seven dwarfs
            3. seven dwarfs reincarnate and become snow whites.

            hahahaha. ano sa tingin mo?

          • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 7:38 am #

            nah… pang fantaserye ng channel seven yan eh.. 😀 hanap ka pa ng iba pang fresh na idea

        • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 8:04 am #

          syempre noh. hindi ko susulatin. pinatulan lang kita 🙂

  3. soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 12:37 pm #

    in fairness, nag-isip ako ng matindi while reading. don’t be shocked if one day, may balerinang blogger na bibisita sa’yo. ako yon, new identity ko. haha

    • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 12:44 pm #

      haha! ang kulet!.. 😀 sa bagay.. hindi nga lang pala ako ang may karapatang mag suot ng mga maskara.. hihihi…

    • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 12:48 pm #

      @soiebeans: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
      super endless hahahaha
      animal ka! jusmeyo beans. di ko makaget over sa balerinang blogger 🙂

      • soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 1:51 pm #

        oo. pero dahil sinabi ko na, wala ng balerinang blogger. mag-iisip ako ng bago. pero wag nyong isipin na ako si pink ranger kung saka-sakaling may lukaret na ganyan na bibisita. wink for you, suckingbird.

        p.s. gusto ka mag-hellen keller ko? para murag relative lang ta sa blogosphere? haha

        • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 1:58 pm #

          hihi.. may sapok lng.. 🙂

        • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 1:59 pm #

          at bat napasok si hellen sa usapan? anong meron kay hellen? hahahaha.

          naa koy suggestion. pwd kanang mga pang poverty line nga names like CARGADORE, CARPAINTER, or FISHAREMEN

          di ka malain? hahaha

          • soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 2:08 pm #

            haha. Gusto ko ang FISHAREMEN para tunog-pornsite ang blog ko. haha. ayaw mo ng pornsite? tas ako ang bida? walang mukha lang. tas daily pose ang features ko? new identity yun. tas every weekend, may featured partner ako. haha

          • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 2:09 pm #

            BAHSURERAYROW…

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 2:12 pm #

            hahaha. sa blogspot na mam. ma-ban jud ka diri sa wordpress. bawal gani ang F*CK na word sa title..unsa na lang ang indecent images.. hahaha. hoy. wholesome akong blog. don’t put anything nasty here.

            *melonly smiling*

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 2:14 pm #

            @animse: ANG CONYO NAMAN! hindi yan makapilipino! hahaha

          • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 2:18 pm #

            Huwat Eyber!

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 2:21 pm #

            heeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. hastydevil February 20, 2010 at 1:08 pm #

    hmm? ganun ba yun?

  5. onealberto February 20, 2010 at 1:46 pm #

    ” This is the art of sharing a piece of yourself at the frequented banquet called WordPress”—yeaaaah!!!! rock on wordpresser!!!

    “To have a good blog, you must have a delightful character in quest for some nice salutation and you must have *strange* readers with hungry mouth to usher your character in to their houses”— well thought!

  6. soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 2:31 pm #

    @suckingbird

    but i want it on wordpress. pero sige, change of plans. basta gagawa ako ng reformatting sa blog ko. or maybe make a new one. oha.

    • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 2:43 pm #

      haha. do you want to be invisible just like me?

      • soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 2:46 pm #

        yes. and create a new fb acct and a fanpage. and when somebody asks you, if ever, who the hell this balerina blogger is, you have to confabulate stories so as not to reveal my real identity. tapos magkakalovelife ka dahil ipapasa ko sayo lahat ng pwede kong i-melon kasi hindi ko kaya ang meet-ups. kasi nga nakatago ako. hahahaha

        • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm #

          hahaha. omg. you left a few evidences on this post. haha. i won’t delete ’em.

          cge go!!! then i’d be your number #1 fan slash voyeur..

          ipasa jud nimo sa akoa? *scared* but i am too narrow in the rear. haha

          • soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 2:55 pm #

            i told you some entities are just real slow. no worries. 😉

        • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 2:56 pm #

          may naalala ako.. 😀 haha! dapat hindika makilala soyie!

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 2:57 pm #

            haahaha. isecret mo na un animse. please. promise?

          • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 2:59 pm #

            haahaha. isecret mo na un animse. please. promise? – ok copy paste! hehe… 😀

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 3:00 pm #

            para hindi magalit si suckingbird. okay? 🙂

          • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm #

            hihii… masaya pala tuh, i’ll be your expectator… 😀

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 3:14 pm #

            hmmmm… expectator? baka voyeur! hahaha

  7. bonistation February 20, 2010 at 2:35 pm #

    nice thought! ^^

    let’s all keep on bleedin’..
    bleeding for the sake of blogging!

    ang ganda po ng pagkakasabi nyo.. simple at maigsi pero lakas ng dating!

    cheers!

    • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 2:41 pm #

      salamat bonistation… nahiya tuloy ako sa sinabi ko sa blog mo 🙂

  8. soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 3:24 pm #

    ANIMSE! anong alam mo? anong naaalala mo? SUCKINGBIRD, ano ito?

    • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 3:32 pm #

      haha. wag mo ng gamitin ang ballerinang blogger. gumawa ka na ng bago. nasa memory na ni animse ang mga plano mo. hahaha

    • Animsè February 20, 2010 at 3:33 pm #

      ANIMSE! anong alam mo?: naku! kung tungkol senio ni keller, wala akong alam…

      anong naaalala mo?: hehe, personal yun, wala na kayung dalawa dun haha!

      SUCKINGBIRD, ano ito?: Si batman? – Hindee… Kamay…

      (ay ang korni ko na ulet, Guard! guard!, palabasin nio na nga po akoh!)

      • soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 3:36 pm #

        suckingbird, oo nga. hindi na ako ballerina. iba na. jusko, sira ang plano.
        animse, o sige. ok ok. i rest my case. 😉

        • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 3:40 pm #

          cge cge. pero ganun pa rin ang plano ha. hahahahahaha

          • soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 3:42 pm #

            pero pakidelete muna yun o. haha.

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 3:50 pm #

            done, monsieur 🙂

          • soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 3:51 pm #

            salamat, monsieur del rosario!

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 3:52 pm #

            hahahahaha. gaga!

          • soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 3:55 pm #

            ganahan ko, pareho na tang wakwak. pang-gabii na! hahaha

          • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 3:58 pm #

            as in.. super night shift na ko. oisst. cge kog katawa sa wallpost ni aethen sa imong fb. MABUANG KO SA PREPOSITION mam. you look good ON it. unsa ka, table cloth nga ON the table? hahaha. *im so mean, i know*

          • soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 4:46 pm #

            ssshhhh. you are so sabaan. you want people to know who you are? animal ka. hahaha. naloka pud ko kadali. prepositions101 kaayo. gihimo kong flowervase on the what-have-you. huyy, better delete this. i think he visits this site. go. now na.

          • Suckingbird February 20, 2010 at 4:51 pm #

            hahahahaha. mueksena unta ko sa imong wall. di nlng ko kay artesta kaayo. haha. goodnight na mam. katulugon nako. 🙂

      • Suckingbird Keller February 20, 2010 at 3:39 pm #

        @animse: ANG CORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pis!

  9. soiebeans February 20, 2010 at 5:00 pm #

    haha. nafelts ko rin ang sly smile na eksena mo. pero salamat at napigilan mo. may pinag-aralan talaga tayo mam, kahit hanggang grade 4 lang. hahahahaha. matulog napud ko. gudnyt,. 😀

  10. aksoriyalmo February 21, 2010 at 2:39 pm #

    interesting character. strange readers.

    and you need to have a blogattitude.

    • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 6:35 am #

      blog attitude is the result of your readers’ deliberation. if they don’t like your entries, you have to have a kind of attitude that would suit their taste. am i right? or is blog attitude the point of this all?

  11. yvarro February 21, 2010 at 3:46 pm #

    nga pala OPS!… top ten na ung blog koh! hahaha! ungusan mo ang maskara ko! 😀

    • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 6:33 am #

      i hate you!!!!! wala ka kasing ginagawa kundi mgcomment at mag invite ng tao sa blog mo. eh ako. wala akong panahon sa ganyang propaganda. haha

  12. kayedee February 21, 2010 at 7:49 pm #

    “This is the art of sharing a piece of yourself” love q 2! 🙂
    pdaan =)

    • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 6:35 am #

      thank you for sharing a piece of yourself kaye 🙂

  13. orville February 22, 2010 at 1:20 am #

    wheeewwww.. the art of blogging.. sana magkaroon na ako ng maraming oras para dito.. dati isang bakanteng lote lamang ang isang blog at bigla na lang umusbong ang mga magagandang mga pananim.. pabisita!!

    • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 1:31 am #

      orville: bigla na lang umusbong ang mga magagandang mga pananim.. – gandang senaryo… tas magdadatingan ang mga ibong mandaragit! at uubusin unti unti ang mga pananim!… kakainin nila lahat ng mga bunga nito, at susunod ay angmga balang… gagapasin ng mga ito lahat ng mga dahon, at pati ang dulo ng mga tangkay nito, upang siguraduhing wala nang uusbong pang dahon o bulaklak mula dito, at kung may matitira man… Ipapadala ang mga uod… dito sila mananahan ng pitumput pitong taon… upang maging ang maging ang kaapo-apuhan nito ay hindi makatikim ng bunga mula sa lupang isinaka ng nauna… (whew! ang haba ng koment! parang propesiya ni nostradamus!)

      • orville February 22, 2010 at 6:35 am #

        pero sa pagkaubos ng mga pananim at mga magagandang mga puno, merong isang buto na naiwan. walang nakapansin dito. itoy ikinalat ng mga paru paru at tutubing galing sa mga bulaklak ng mga naglaho at nasawing pananim mula doon, tutubo ngayon ang mga cactus na kayang mabuhay kahit sa tigang at walang ulan na lupain.
        (WHEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!)

        • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 1:55 pm #

          mabubuhay ang catus na ito sa gitna ng disyerto, dadaan ang init ng araw, at lamig ng gabi, ngunit wala siyang magiging kapiling… mabubuhay siya ng mag-isa, ilap sa tinatawag na kaparangan, mag-isa… at sa ganitong paraan din siya papanaw… mabubuhay siya at mamamatay… nang walang nakapapansin.. at sa dapit hapon ng kanayang buhay tatanungin niya ang kanyang sarili:… nabuhay ako ng marangal at marilag… ngunit mayroon bang nakatanto ng laman ng aking puso?…

          • Suckingbird Keller February 22, 2010 at 2:01 pm #

            owsssss… feeling ko ikaw yang cactus na yan. haha.

          • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm #

            hehe.. hindi ako nag iisa keller.. apat ako remember?… 😀 o talo ka dyan.. ang Diyos tatlo lang ang persona.. ako apat.. 😀

      • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 6:40 am #

        napaka-grotesque mo naman yvarro!!!

        iba ung reading ko:

        “uusbong ang mga pananim at darating si cinderella para iforage lahat ng halaman sa bahay kubo.. iibbenta niya ang lahat ng ito sa mataray na reyna para makabili siya ng magandang gown para sa night ball.”

        ang korni ko ngaun.. paxensiya

        • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 7:41 am #

          guard! paki palabas nga nito!…

          • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 8:05 am #

            i hate you 😦

          • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 8:25 am #

            sory.

    • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 7:16 am #

      at balang araw. meron na tayong aanihin ——> memories we thought we had forgotten.

  14. jason February 22, 2010 at 3:28 am #

    i get your point Sak.
    hindi lang to basta basta nag susulat
    sa blogging, may character ka na iniimply.

    something that you want your readers remember you
    kung sino ka.kung ano ano ang mga bumabalot sayo.

    aw tama ba?

    • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 6:43 am #

      ikaw ung una kong naisip nung isinusulat ko to ham2x. kasi napakaimaginative ng mga sinusulat mo. parang napakadali lang para sayo sulatin ang mga storyang pambata.. (eh matatanda naman ang bumabasa sa blog mo, isn’t it ironic?)

      ano ba ang point ko? hahaha well, yes i get your point. at tama ka.. sa mga sinusulat natin, marerember tayo ng mga bumibisita. *_*

  15. J.Kulisap February 22, 2010 at 4:37 am #

    Nadale mo Utoy.

    Anuman ang dahilan ng pagdudura ng mga kung anu-ano dito sa buladaspir.

    Hindi lahat ay Maskara ni Yvar, pakpak ni J.Kulisap, balahibo ni Hamster o palakol na walang dugo ni Akso.

    Karakter, pagkagutom, pagpapainom..ganyan din naman ang kinauuhawan.

    • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 4:52 am #

      hehe. korek, kaya nga minsan pinapahinga ko rin ang mga maskara ko.. 😀 haha! mahirap makulong sa balintataw ng mga mambabasa, siyempre natatakot din ako na yung mga maskara na meron ako ang magdikta ng aking isusulat… 😀 puso. isip saka damdamin, yan ang iniaalok sa natin sa mga ibong mandaragit… sa mga isdang nagpupumilit. at dagang nagsusumiksik.

      galing mag coment ni kulisap… idol na kita..

      • orville February 22, 2010 at 12:40 pm #

        pakita mo rin minsan ang mukha mo.. hehehe

        • J.Kulisap February 23, 2010 at 1:58 am #

          Mukha nino?

          Ni Yvar?

          Meron yan, nakanganga..nadale niya ako sa pagnganga.

  16. richard February 22, 2010 at 7:29 am #

    nagdugo akong ilong da. haha. by the way, in the blogging world, kelangan magkasundo both blogger and reader in order to build a relationship (virtually). then if nabuild na ang relationship na yan, then both of you will exchange your thoughts. kelangan yan, or else, parang wala kang blog.. nagbloblog ka sa wala, absurdo di ba? blogging is just a plain masturbation minsan. sarili mo lang pinapaligaya mo. hehe.

    • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 8:03 am #

      hmmmm.. i thought your comment was pretty arresting. if i were someone else, i would be repulsed by your “Blogging is just a plain masturbation minsan sarili mo lang pinapaligaya mo” comparison.

      1. BLOGGING IS JUST A PLAIN MASTURBATION.

      what do you mean by the word “plain”? you could have used the word HABITUAL (depending on the frequency you do it) so blogging wouldn’t sound like a table cloth. but if you insist, i would still disagree because blogging is never a “normal” thing (if that’s what you mean by plain). the act of blogging is never normal. it is an act of courage, rather. you can’t just log in and channel all your dramas into this kind of platform because all eyes are on you. you have to filter your thoughts and see which of these can be included, and that act alone is pretty painful. (well, that’s how i see it.) otherwise, I would have resorted to my little diary.

      2. MINSAN SARILI MO LANG PINAPALIGAYA MO.

      are you referring this to blogging or masturbation? hmmm. okay, (to consider your thoughts) I think readers are voyeurs of our self-stimulation. they are there but wecannot see them as we go on with your solo pleasure called purgation of thoughts. only when they say “your orgasm was the best”, we could say our show moved them.. and they’d proceed making their own show, their own self-stimulation, and you, who once made a masturbation show, would be one of the voyeurs seeing other shows.

      3. “kelangan magkasundo both blogger and reader in order to build a relationship”

      PREY-PREDATOR relationship. you share your thoughts and the readers will eat it. and it’s a need. they have to digest it.

      hhhhmmmmm you had me at your comment, mr richard!

      • soiebeans February 22, 2010 at 8:06 am #

        the best reply award goes to… tananananananang! hahahahaha

      • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 8:17 am #

        haha! aus ang reply sa comment… mas mahaba pa sa post! hahaha! e anu ngaun kung bleeep! ang itulad sa pagb blog, eh natural lang naman sa mga bleep na mga blllep! at mag bleep! yung bleep at bleep na yan! napaka bleeeep mo talaga OPS! hahaha!

        • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 8:30 am #

          ako na naman ngaun ang may kasalanan? hay naku yvarro. hindi ko pa nakakalimutan na guilty ka sa #13-14 sa post kong 15 THINGS WHY I DON”T TRUST YOU. sino kaya ang bleep satin ngaun??!

          wahahahahaha! yes!

          • yvarro February 22, 2010 at 8:48 am #

            hahaha! bleep ka pa den OPS!!! hahaha!!!

          • Suckingbird February 22, 2010 at 8:52 am #

            wala kang ebidensiya yvarro! haha

  17. richard February 22, 2010 at 7:31 am #

    sensya, matagal na rin ako hndi nakavisit dito,

  18. sterndal February 22, 2010 at 11:09 am #

    hello!

    wow panalo talaga itong blog mo 🙂

    sa layout, sa posts, at higit sa lahat sa comments! nyahahaha!

    oo mag-a-update din ako within this week

    pero tagalog na

    hindi na ako makahinga sa kaka-english hehe

    keep touch 🙂

    • Suckingbird Keller February 22, 2010 at 1:02 pm #

      dapat lang tlga mag-update ka. sayang naman ung per visit ko.:)

  19. Carizza February 23, 2010 at 7:09 am #

    You are very attractive. And it seems like there’s a magnet that’s bringing me to every thing here.

    Listed on blogroll. I’ll be back here for sure. 🙂

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